IC Inbox ☽☽ genessia

[aurabble]

"Hi,  Jaune Arc here!  ...Except that, I'm actually not here right now.  Or  maybe I am and I just re-discovered decent comic books but I mean, I'm  probably not ignoring you.  So leave me a message.  Unless you were  trying to call someone else.  Then you should call them.  Smiley face."

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[unhappy]

I need to get out before I vomit do you have any superhero stuff to do

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[aurabble]

Not against it we can beat up some android traffickers or find some bandit mages to take down but shouldn't you be resting if you're sick?

[aurabble]

I mean, I thought he did pretty good with his team.

How do you know?

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[unhappy]

I've got obnoxious blondewhoreitis. The only cure is to get away from Mercury and Yang.

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[aurabble]

Yang and Mer

[So that had been the guy Yang didn't want to name when she vented to Jaune. Good idea, because if he had known at the time, he probably would have killed Mercury. But what's really on his mind right now is:]

WHAT IN THE FCUK IS THERE ANY WOMAN HERE HE HASN'T BANGED

Yeah okay. Wanna get delicious pizza while they eat less delicious boring couple food?

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[unhappy]

Me for sure. I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole. Yang is def' gonna get crabs.

Or Yang apparently which is even more annoying than normal usually e just gets it out and they get on their way and I don't have to see their obnoxious face anymore.

You're buying. Geraldi's.

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[aurabble]

Should I warn her?

I...honestly don't get why they're together at all. As a couple. Being a third wheel sucks.

Okay cool.

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[unhappy]

That's between you and your conscience.

I don't understand relationships in general so don't ask me.

See u

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[aurabble]

Too much effort.

But you make more sense

K bye

[whiteas]

He did! A team is not a wedding.

I live with him.

action

[unhappy]

[ She's just going to be hanging around near Geraldi's, out of sight but waiting to see when Jaune gets there. ]

action

[aurabble]

A hero who heard voices, had to dress as a man and died when she was nineteen. That world really doesn't know how to thank its heroes.

[He doesn't realize Weiss is trying to encourage him, the attempt going way over his head. But he also doesn't realize what he's doing. Making fun of himself, or in this case, his namesake just seems normal now.

He nods, reaching to put a hand on Weiss's shoulder if she lets him.] I trust that you will protect him.

[aurabble]

But there's no u in wedding. Just e and i.

Since when

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[aurabble]

[Jaune walks in. Not seeing Emerald, is there a flash of disappointment? No, he's just hungry. Totally just hungry. He takes a seat and stares at his folded hands like they're the most interesting things in the world.]

[unhappy]

[ Em heads in after him, lightly tugging on his neck hair. ]

I want the one with all the meat.

[aurabble]

Gngh- [Jaune makes a weird, stifled sound because that caught him completely off guard. He glances at Emerald, rubbing the back of his neck.]

I was going to order that one anyway, so...yeah.

[unhappy]

David keeps making us order vegetables on everything.

[ she goes ahead of him and sits down. ]

[aurabble]

You mean David isn't delusional and he's actually dating you?

I don't know what's the most surprising. [He orders like...whatever the equivalent is of a mountain dew like the classy guy he is.]

[unhappy]

He can do both at the same time. I'm pretty sure he's really deluded.

[ No one is that positive without being delusional, Jaune. She just waits. Bring her whatever. ]

you get a lot of salty icons until my paycheck kicks in

[aurabble]

Good for you, I guess.

[He's ordering the biggest pizza with all the meat he can. Along with some cheesy breadsticks. They get their drinks, enjoy your whatever Emerald.]

As if they aren't salt monsters anyway

[unhappy]

[ Emerald has her feet up on the seat Jaune is trying to sit in. Good luck buddy. ]

So who are we beating up today?

True

[aurabble]

[His shoulders slump and he makes a face--

Then pulls the seat.]

There's a group in Fayren if you want to make the trip. We could just take them out.

Re: True

[unhappy]

[ She stretches to try to reach him but ultimately both feet fall to the ground with a clack of her heels. ]

Sure. What kind of group?

[aurabble]

[Lol sucks to be you Emerald. He sits down, kicking at her feet.]

Some dragon worshipers harvesting people or something. Sounds like a good time for some fighting.

Video; After he finds out Weiss has been taken

[monkeystowaway]

I'm going to kill him, Jaune. I'm going to beat him to death with my staff and I'm not even joking.

[Because the chances of Jaune knowing what he's talking about are extremely low, he attaches the security video of Weiss being taken.]