aurabble: (lunch gossip)
Jaune Arc ([personal profile] aurabble) wrote2020-03-12 11:47 am

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"Hi,  Jaune Arc here!  ...Except that, I'm actually not here right now.  Or  maybe I am and I just re-discovered decent comic books but I mean, I'm  probably not ignoring you.  So leave me a message.  Unless you were  trying to call someone else.  Then you should call them.  Smiley face."
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stairsbro: (blank; oh?)

[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-01-05 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
ok ok
im getting past your robots
ding dong answer the door


[ hellllo ]
stairsbro: (talk; blankblank)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-01-06 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
you never hurt me
hold on


[ and we'll talk now ]

Here, Jaune. I switched it over for ya. You can stop trying to drink and text.
stairsbro: night-frights (talk; more like)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-01-07 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yo.

Did you need video?
stairsbro: (blank; so?)

voice;

[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-01-07 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
Uh...

[ he turns his head towards the window. then goes to locate the one that jaune's probably trying to scale the wall to reach and pokes his head out of it ]

Door.
stairsbro: (blank; oh you)

[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-01-07 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ he glances at the hand on his shoulder then looks up. is this hug time. is it. ]

No, I'm not.
stairsbro: (blank; and?)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-01-07 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
It fucking exists.

[ watching him v e r y carefully ]

Dude, you ain't got this.
stairsbro: ikimaru.tumblr (john; unexpected hugs)

[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-01-07 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ dave's hard to read, well-practiced in the art of keeping his mouth in a straight line. he frowns a little at jaune because he looks like he's about to break down into some serious tears.

and then he's being crushed to death. holy shit. dave actually makes a little squeaky sound and squirms somewhat before trying to get his arms around jaune and hug him back. must return hug.

ow. ]


Okay. You're welcome.
stairsbro: (action; support)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-01-08 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Concrete?

[ there he goes. dave actually went out the window, jumping right out to try and catch him. but jaune already hit the floor and is perfectly okay down there so he stops before he hits the ground. hovers there. ]

Ha. Jesus Christ. Okay. Just give me your hand. I'll pull you up.
stairsbro: (blank; really now)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-01-08 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
I fucking hope not. There's already too many ghost Daves in the fucking afterlife. Why is everyone always so surprised? Dude, did I mention the flying thing? I feel like I've mentioned this. Capes are for flying. Take my hands, bro.

[ or dave will just take them for jaune, which is what he's doing. ]

Okay? [ permission to up up and window? ]
stairsbro: (blank; concentrate)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-01-08 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
And hup. [ he makes sure he has a good grip on his hands and pulls him off the ground slowly by a few feet. he closes the window with his foot when he gets to it. ]

Yeah, sure. I wasn't expecting this to turn into a fucking free ride across town. Let's go over the flight safety instructions of Strider Air. Jaune, my name is Dave Strider and I will be your Captain today. Welcome aboard the Dave, flight number Dave, non-stop from I don't know to where-the-fuck-ever. Since we do not have seatbelts please hold on to the Dave at all times or there will be a fucking drop right to the god damn sidewalk. We suggest you keep a tight grip as we may experience turbulan- ha ha just kidding. I am a perfect fucking pilot. Holy shit. Please take a moment to locate the nearest exit which is nowhere because now you're fucking stuck and if we crash, you're coming the fuck down with me. Snooze you loser, sucker. Oxygen and air-pressure are not being paid the slightest bit of attention to so we can skip over that part where I mention that we don't have any oxygen masks to chill you the hell out if we start spiraling down or I just straight up drop you, which is unlikely but who knows. We're on new ground. Or no ground. Because we're flying. Pilot jokes. If you are traveling with a child, please remind yourself that the child is Dave and he will be responsible for your life for the entire duration of the flight.

At this time, portable electronic devices should remain in your pockets until you learn how to hold on to me with one hand while simultaneously looking at your phone. We remind you that this is a non-smoking flight. Tampering with, disabling, or destroying my fucking air flow is prohibited by my foot that will go right up your ass.

You will find everything I just said and all the other safety information never again because I'm not repeating myself. If you have any questions, just hold on to those because I don't really care. Enjoy your flight or whatever.

Where to?
stairsbro: (blank; hunch)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-01-08 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ he probably should have let go of jaune before there was flopping because dave just stumbled over and hit the floor in a way that was far less graceful than a flop. ]

Yeeeah. [ he lets go and gets up, making sure the window is locked ]

I'd hate to break it to you but I'm pretty sure I have to do the flying.
stairsbro: (shades; lip bite)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-01-08 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ he's fiiiine.
adjusts his glasses. a lens pop out. oh. tries to stick it back in there.

eyebrow raise ]


Thanks for pointing that out. What the fuck does that have to do with flying?
stairsbro: night-frights (talk; more like)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2017-01-08 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
It's no biggie. These are cheap as shit. I got it. [ see? back in.

oh there goes the other eye. uh. ]


Not if I'm flying?

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