IC Inbox ☽☽ genessia

[aurabble]

"Hi,  Jaune Arc here!  ...Except that, I'm actually not here right now.  Or  maybe I am and I just re-discovered decent comic books but I mean, I'm  probably not ignoring you.  So leave me a message.  Unless you were  trying to call someone else.  Then you should call them.  Smiley face."

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Comments

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[unhappy]

psyche lol

Re: text;

[aurabble]

that one greek goddess or whatever

oh you

you meant

i knew that lol i was just playing along because i was bored. your uterus couldn't handle all of this aura

[He's dead inside now.]

Re: text;

[unhappy]

oh noooo I definitely can't handle Jaune "the bitch breaker" Arc.

If I was pregnant I would never tell you fyi

Re: text;

[aurabble]

please don't name my penis that.

I mean you couldn't hide it forever. Not that I care because we aren't having a kid and we only had sex once. Neither of us wanna have any offspring so cool. Good prank. 10/10

Re: text;

[unhappy]

want to come over and have sex?

text;

[aurabble]

.

really

Re: text;

[unhappy]

Would you come over if I was serious?

Re: text;

[aurabble]

yeah but you're not so instead of making my pathetic excuse of a life that doesn't matter worse can you just go back to being an honest jerk to me

Re: text;

[unhappy]

I mean I will but not until I break up with David. I've decided I don't want to actively destroy his soul anymore.

That cheered me up though :D

Re: text;

[aurabble]

Aw youre doing something not terrible

i think i have to break up too

oh good im glad im so glad i could help emerald

Re: text;

[unhappy]

but seriously if I was pregnant you wouldn't know for months I could just say it was David's. You'd never know. It'd drive you insane.

Re: text;

[aurabble]

Lol David having sex

No it wouldn't because it wouldn't happen

And if it did I'd probably be able to tell by appearance

Re: text;

[unhappy]

He's ridiculously optimistic not castrated. I'd close my eyes and I wouldn't be able to tell whether it was you or him lol

except he'd probably be like, really sweet and loving and probably know what he was doing because he has a scout badge in advanced kama sutra or somethign

not if i didnt let you see it.

text;

[aurabble]

Idk I think my voice is better.

Kama sutra?

:(

Re: text;

[unhappy]

it is less peppy and i appreciate that.

look it up j i'm not explaining that

:)

Re: text;

[aurabble]

but if youre ever in the mood for a threesome

i'll just assume it's nothing important to me

:(

text;

[unhappy]

i can't tell if you're serious or not

lol it's a sex thing so probably not if you're still sniffing around me

text;

[aurabble]

i don't think he'd be into it or i might be

not your thing?

text;

[unhappy]

I'm almost 110% sure that he wouldn't be.

Don't know if I am or not I've never actually read it. It's supposed to be some kind of book that helps you go longer and has weird positions and stuff (sounds way too complicated)