IC Inbox ☽☽ genessia

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"Hi,  Jaune Arc here!  ...Except that, I'm actually not here right now.  Or  maybe I am and I just re-discovered decent comic books but I mean, I'm  probably not ignoring you.  So leave me a message.  Unless you were  trying to call someone else.  Then you should call them.  Smiley face."

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Yeah. You know. Lord Ice Cream or whatever his name was.

I have about 1500 redbills saved up. [Which is the equivalent of approximately 2000 dollars give or take.] Is that enough?

Wait.

No.

No.

Don't you steal pianos, Dave. But I wonder if I could use my fame or something to get a discount.

Yeah. I know what you mean. But I won't do that.
He doesn't know what he was missing.
Free labor, but you can get away with more than I ever could.
You just have to look and act intimidating and tell them what to do.

I don't recommend it.
Nah. He makes a better blanket.

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[stairsbro]

the talking purple dildo??

yeah thats probably enough
you can probably get
digital piano with that
with a bench
i think they come with the bench
they should come with the bench
you need like a third of what you have more
to get a non-fancy non-digital
unless you go shopping in antique stores
we could probably find an old piano
and fix it
thatd work and probably end up sounding better to her in the long run

are you famous
is that how it is
youre too famous for piano theft

i know you wont
didnt know the guys fucking dead
why would i get away with more
you seem more like a dude people would listen to than me
youve actually been team leader and shit
do i look like an intimidating person to you

how could you

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[aurabble]

Yeah. I think so? What's a dildo

Oh.
I think she'd like an antique one too. All right. Do you want to
I mean
I'll buy you apples and apple whatever if you help me choose one

I'm too famous and it would reflect badly on the people who know me

Dave
That's
I'm sorry
That probably doesn't help
Because you're-- you talk fast, and you're smart, and everyone knows the youngest is supposed to get away with more. If Jeff is doing it wrong, let me know and I'll fix it.
Not a good one. Anyway. Focus.
You do wear a cape so, yes.

It was my mom's idea!

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[stairsbro]

oh my god
ok
its a rubber cock jaune
or silcone or glass i guess
the material is kinda irrelevant as long as its safe to stick in holes
and by holes i mean where regular dicks can go

dude i said id help
you dont have to bribe me into it
although now that theres an offer on the table...

maybe im too famous to not steal a piano

what
oh
no its cool
dont worry about that shit
anyway
is that really the qualifications here
the youngest gets away with more
well shit thats news to me
how do i know if hes doing it wrong
am i supposed to file a complaint with you if i dont get away with something
capes arent intimidating

your mom told you to skin bears

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[aurabble]

???
WOULDN'T GLASS BE DANGEROUS?
I can't believe

I thought it was a type of food.

I'm
I feel bad.

Thanks. But it just seems fair, if you're going to do all that for me.
The offer is still valid!

Dave what did I just say

That's how it usually works.
News? Is Jeff being strict?
You can file a complaint and I'll look into it. Or something. Maybe just text me, I already have enough paperwork.
No but they're cool and cool = intimidating.

She said I did a good job!

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[stairsbro]

nah
as long as its pyrexed glass and you know what youre doing
i havent actually stuck a glass dick up my ass before so i cant vouch for it over non glass dicks

hahaha shit
im sorry bro

bring me all the aj in exchange for piano hunting

oh fuck are you bolding at me
dont you text me in that tone of voice young man

jeff is not being strict
hes been really nice
i dont think ive done anything to make him wanna do strict shit
p much the only time hes raised his voice was like
when i almost cracked my skull open or fell off a rollercoaster
but thats not strict thats just being reasonably concerned
what the fuck paperwork are you doing
so im intimidating always bc im cool as shit
do i scare you man

im so concerned

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[aurabble]

Up your
Oh
That's

I didn't know butts could be used like that.

It's fine. I asked!

I'll hook you up.

Okay okay I'm sorry.

Wait. What.
Dave Strider what did you do.
It's for work. I'm not doing it right now.
Nah you don't scare me.
But I definitely think you could beat me in any competition if you wanted to

Why? She was proud of me for once.

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[stairsbro]

they can be used like that to great effect
so says everyone thats dabbled in the anal arts
am i blowing your mind with this reveal

thanks man
hahaha

what
what i didnt do anything
weve just had some shit luck and its stressed the poor man out
jeff just needs a nice vacay where hes got his feet up
and a cup of tea with like an umbrella in it
those tiny neon colored ones
you know what im talking about
a twisty straw too
for tea

ANY competition?
seriously
idk if you wanna be giving me that kind of ego bro

she was only proud just that one thing?
hm

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[aurabble]

You're certainly doing something I never thought I would see that used in a sentence.

Anytime.

How did you fall out of the rollercoaster? Maybe I should be mad at the rollercoaster instead.
He might need it, but I don't see him going with that willingly. Or managing to relax if he did, guy's too tense.

Dancing miiiight be a draw?
I think I do

Not just that one thing. But. Anyway.

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[stairsbro]

for the record ive never used one
just to be clear
ive just seen a lot of them
which may sound even weirder
uh
any questions ??

you stand up on it
yeah it was that dinky rusty piece of shit one at that fucking abandoned freakshow we had to go get water from while we lost senses
i was blind as shit i didnt know there was a turn
HE IS
for a dude that drinks tea religiously youd think hed be soothed
i gotta work in him chillaxing in my christmas gift somehow
im gonna make him some relax jams maybe
like go all classical pieces

like all dancing
is that a blanketed dancing
i may argue that i am the better breakdancer
bc i cant picture you spinning on your head

right
moving on

backdated as fuck to christmas

[stairsbro]

[ THE GIFT

symphojaune
1. moonsetter (if things go right)
2. unite synchronization
3. cumulating dreams
4. stress
5. serenade
6. freefall
7. pendulum
8. knights in two dreams
9. frost
10. stargaze
11. another chance
12. stride (right)
13. lifdoff
14. before the beginning and after the end
15. encore
[BONUS] suck a dick
[BONUS BONUS] chicken nugget

[stairsbro]

GENESSIAS NEW YEARS TIMING IS OFF
ITS SO ANNOYING
also hey
do you guys do anything for this

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[Jaune doesn't respond for a few hours, and when he does his response is full of typos.]

SOm of the bigre viligs and cites had partys i thnk but they found any exuse to prty

personalities, i think we should have Sun blue sage brownies and the biggest bottle of vodka i cab find.

[stairsbro]

who doesnt respond for that long
where you sleeping
who the fuck sleeps on new years
thats not how this works bro
youre supposed to stay up for like a full 24 hours
are you wasted
what the fuck are blue sage brownies
are you talking about weed
are those blue in remmyant or wherever

[aurabble]

huh??/
not m not
none sleps i am up
im up
ov not if i was culd i typo like this
type *
theyre god
DONT eatweedsd youll gt sick
no i trid them and i want more

[stairsbro]

i dont think you can get sick
from pot brownies
unless i was allergic to chocolate
which im not
shits supposed to be medicinal
would snoop dogg dare promote something that was bad for you??
i think not
anyway glad youre enjoying getting high af

[aurabble]

pot?
wouldt metal
b bd 4 you
no no no no no nooo not that like
weeds outta the grod
im not sure if i cn conversate that thought
its new yrs?

[stairsbro]

isnt iron like good for the bones or some shit
probably not all bad
when its those small ass dosages and ingested rather than a bullet whizzing through your fucking skull
what
you had marijuana in your brownies right
thats what i was getting out of this
youre not doing so great at the conversations
im learning to translate drunk
yes it is
happy new years

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yea
in vitamens
da
dave'
dave i have to tell u smthing

idk it was a lttle while ago not today
im sorry

i failed again.

what ar yo doing?

[stairsbro]

yo i used to love vitamins
i would buy myself flintstones vitamins all the fucking time
boost up my immunity bambam
youre a god damn blessing of immunity boost with a weird gritty texture
whats up man
what
oh
nah
im sure you didnt

nothing
im trying to ignore the concept of time or whatever

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hng on swtching 2 voice
nah im not
those sun moar lick candy then vitamans

nno i did
i couldnt and i wanted to

im so angry

wanna hang out?

[stairsbro]

could you not find the button?
do you want me to switch to voice
i can do that

also
nope didnt
wanted to what
i can get being mad
im fucking rolling in betrayal over here

yeah ok

[aurabble]

may
be?
plese

cant say il hrt u and i can t hurt you two ive hurt to mnya people
not just made dave

cole b over their son

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Dave.

Get over here.

Now.

[stairsbro]

me?
god damn
so demanding
you must be desperate for my attention
i dont really blame you
everyone is
its pretty much the pinnacle of attention you can get around here
like quality attention
all time spent with dave is quality
anyway
yeah ok

[ just going to head over to jaune and pretend he did nothing to get any sort of reaction out of jaune about anything at all. ]