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the talking purple dildo??

yeah thats probably enough
you can probably get
digital piano with that
with a bench
i think they come with the bench
they should come with the bench
you need like a third of what you have more
to get a non-fancy non-digital
unless you go shopping in antique stores
we could probably find an old piano
and fix it
thatd work and probably end up sounding better to her in the long run

are you famous
is that how it is
youre too famous for piano theft

i know you wont
didnt know the guys fucking dead
why would i get away with more
you seem more like a dude people would listen to than me
youve actually been team leader and shit
do i look like an intimidating person to you

how could you

Yeah. I think so? What's a dildo

Oh.
I think she'd like an antique one too. All right. Do you want to
I mean
I'll buy you apples and apple whatever if you help me choose one

I'm too famous and it would reflect badly on the people who know me

Dave
That's
I'm sorry
That probably doesn't help
Because you're-- you talk fast, and you're smart, and everyone knows the youngest is supposed to get away with more. If Jeff is doing it wrong, let me know and I'll fix it.
Not a good one. Anyway. Focus.
You do wear a cape so, yes.

It was my mom's idea!

oh my god
ok
its a rubber cock jaune
or silcone or glass i guess
the material is kinda irrelevant as long as its safe to stick in holes
and by holes i mean where regular dicks can go

dude i said id help
you dont have to bribe me into it
although now that theres an offer on the table...

maybe im too famous to not steal a piano

what
oh
no its cool
dont worry about that shit
anyway
is that really the qualifications here
the youngest gets away with more
well shit thats news to me
how do i know if hes doing it wrong
am i supposed to file a complaint with you if i dont get away with something
capes arent intimidating

your mom told you to skin bears

???
WOULDN'T GLASS BE DANGEROUS?
I can't believe

I thought it was a type of food.

I'm
I feel bad.

Thanks. But it just seems fair, if you're going to do all that for me.
The offer is still valid!

Dave what did I just say

That's how it usually works.
News? Is Jeff being strict?
You can file a complaint and I'll look into it. Or something. Maybe just text me, I already have enough paperwork.
No but they're cool and cool = intimidating.

She said I did a good job!

nah
as long as its pyrexed glass and you know what youre doing
i havent actually stuck a glass dick up my ass before so i cant vouch for it over non glass dicks

hahaha shit
im sorry bro

bring me all the aj in exchange for piano hunting

oh fuck are you bolding at me
dont you text me in that tone of voice young man

jeff is not being strict
hes been really nice
i dont think ive done anything to make him wanna do strict shit
p much the only time hes raised his voice was like
when i almost cracked my skull open or fell off a rollercoaster
but thats not strict thats just being reasonably concerned
what the fuck paperwork are you doing
so im intimidating always bc im cool as shit
do i scare you man

im so concerned

Up your
Oh
That's

I didn't know butts could be used like that.

It's fine. I asked!

I'll hook you up.

Okay okay I'm sorry.

Wait. What.
Dave Strider what did you do.
It's for work. I'm not doing it right now.
Nah you don't scare me.
But I definitely think you could beat me in any competition if you wanted to

Why? She was proud of me for once.

they can be used like that to great effect
so says everyone thats dabbled in the anal arts
am i blowing your mind with this reveal

thanks man
hahaha

what
what i didnt do anything
weve just had some shit luck and its stressed the poor man out
jeff just needs a nice vacay where hes got his feet up
and a cup of tea with like an umbrella in it
those tiny neon colored ones
you know what im talking about
a twisty straw too
for tea

ANY competition?
seriously
idk if you wanna be giving me that kind of ego bro

she was only proud just that one thing?
hm

You're certainly doing something I never thought I would see that used in a sentence.

Anytime.

How did you fall out of the rollercoaster? Maybe I should be mad at the rollercoaster instead.
He might need it, but I don't see him going with that willingly. Or managing to relax if he did, guy's too tense.

Dancing miiiight be a draw?
I think I do

Not just that one thing. But. Anyway.

for the record ive never used one
just to be clear
ive just seen a lot of them
which may sound even weirder
uh
any questions ??

you stand up on it
yeah it was that dinky rusty piece of shit one at that fucking abandoned freakshow we had to go get water from while we lost senses
i was blind as shit i didnt know there was a turn
HE IS
for a dude that drinks tea religiously youd think hed be soothed
i gotta work in him chillaxing in my christmas gift somehow
im gonna make him some relax jams maybe
like go all classical pieces

like all dancing
is that a blanketed dancing
i may argue that i am the better breakdancer
bc i cant picture you spinning on your head

right
moving on

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