IC Inbox ☽☽ ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
genessia
 |
| "Hi, Jaune Arc here! ...Except that, I'm actually not here right now. Or maybe I am and I just re-discovered decent comic books but I mean, I'm probably not ignoring you. So leave me a message. Unless you were trying to call someone else. Then you should call them. Smiley face." |
voice, text, or still photo beautiful inbox header made by ![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small} makelove |
text;
ok
its a rubber cock jaune
or silcone or glass i guess
the material is kinda irrelevant as long as its safe to stick in holes
and by holes i mean where regular dicks can go
dude i said id help
you dont have to bribe me into it
although now that theres an offer on the table...
maybe im too famous to not steal a piano
what
oh
no its cool
dont worry about that shit
anyway
is that really the qualifications here
the youngest gets away with more
well shit thats news to me
how do i know if hes doing it wrong
am i supposed to file a complaint with you if i dont get away with something
capes arent intimidating
your mom told you to skin bears
text;
WOULDN'T GLASS BE DANGEROUS?
I can't believe
I thought it was a type of food.
I'm
I feel bad.
Thanks. But it just seems fair, if you're going to do all that for me.
The offer is still valid!
Dave what did I just say
That's how it usually works.
News? Is Jeff being strict?
You can file a complaint and I'll look into it. Or something. Maybe just text me, I already have enough paperwork.
No but they're cool and cool = intimidating.
She said I did a good job!
text;
as long as its pyrexed glass and you know what youre doing
i havent actually stuck a glass dick up my ass before so i cant vouch for it over non glass dicks
hahaha shit
im sorry bro
bring me all the aj in exchange for piano hunting
oh fuck are you bolding at me
dont you text me in that tone of voice young man
jeff is not being strict
hes been really nice
i dont think ive done anything to make him wanna do strict shit
p much the only time hes raised his voice was like
when i almost cracked my skull open or fell off a rollercoaster
but thats not strict thats just being reasonably concerned
what the fuck paperwork are you doing
so im intimidating always bc im cool as shit
do i scare you man
im so concerned
Re: text;
Oh
That's
I didn't know butts could be used like that.
It's fine. I asked!
I'll hook you up.
Okay okay I'm sorry.
Wait. What.
Dave Strider what did you do.
It's for work. I'm not doing it right now.
Nah you don't scare me.
But I definitely think you could beat me in any competition if you wanted to
Why? She was proud of me for once.
text;
so says everyone thats dabbled in the anal arts
am i blowing your mind with this reveal
thanks man
hahaha
what
what i didnt do anything
weve just had some shit luck and its stressed the poor man out
jeff just needs a nice vacay where hes got his feet up
and a cup of tea with like an umbrella in it
those tiny neon colored ones
you know what im talking about
a twisty straw too
for tea
ANY competition?
seriously
idk if you wanna be giving me that kind of ego bro
she was only proud just that one thing?
hm
text;
Anytime.
How did you fall out of the rollercoaster? Maybe I should be mad at the rollercoaster instead.
He might need it, but I don't see him going with that willingly. Or managing to relax if he did, guy's too tense.
Dancing miiiight be a draw?
I think I do
Not just that one thing. But. Anyway.
text;
just to be clear
ive just seen a lot of them
which may sound even weirder
uh
any questions ??
you stand up on it
yeah it was that dinky rusty piece of shit one at that fucking abandoned freakshow we had to go get water from while we lost senses
i was blind as shit i didnt know there was a turn
HE IS
for a dude that drinks tea religiously youd think hed be soothed
i gotta work in him chillaxing in my christmas gift somehow
im gonna make him some relax jams maybe
like go all classical pieces
like all dancing
is that a blanketed dancing
i may argue that i am the better breakdancer
bc i cant picture you spinning on your head
right
moving on