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rip obama
god bless america
oh so hes like that douchebag general thats in literally every movie but maybe hes not so bad if youre not rooting for the totally wreckless vigilante guy main character
oz is a fucking loser
im glad hes just a monkey behind a curtain
thats how wizard of oz went right i cant remember
youre loud and i totally get him frowning loudly
but like im not loud my music is loud
you should hear karkat
NOW THATS LOUD
i think i got a recording somewhere you can listen to it its like he got a built in megaphone
ah shit i hate when time gets all weird
so youre younger in the home timeline and aged over here so the catch up was actually past tense
how much taller are you than that you
oh
sorry you had to give shit up
good shower often
all kinds of convenient once you figure out how to use those things
youre getting all mature and shit
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so people will stop whining
yeah but he's more like a quiet douchebag. i haven't really heard him talk much. he's strict and stuff but i don't know if he's just pretending like oz, or if he really means it, but he does a better job of listening than the stereotype.
sympathetic general who still makes bad choices.
that doesn't undo what he did.
is that what he is?
im calling oz that from now on
wow dave im not that loud
but think of it this way: your music is an extension of you
well, you know what they sa
sure let me hear it
i bet it happens to you all the time
that basically sums it up
i don't know the last person to measure me was my mom and we didn't have a tape measure other than ruby's scythe but i had to get new pants at some point both here and there and new shoes. it's hard to come up with a reference when everyone you know is already short.
ok ok it's fine
whatever you say mom
true. they're not microwaves
you think so? you always struck me as the mature one
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they dont deserve obama
so we have to deal with the best we got which is weiss and cobblepocky
cause those other people are kinda shady as fuck most of the time and/or not doing anything
maybe being a general is just a hard job and hes trying his best
probably
good call him that
youre an acceptable level of loud
i always thought i was quiet
not really but i get it
we should get jeff to measure you against a doorway or something i hear thats a thing parents like to do
also im not short
me??
i guess
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from a political standpoint
i'm not so sure about the duck
i miss weiss
i know she's here and i saw her and sure we get facials and stuff but i miss her
but you're right about those other people
hey
what if i ran for guardian?
just kidding
that's why i'm willing to give him the benefit of doubt. i don't know if oz was manipulating him just like everyone else
thanks for the idea dave
i wonder what isn't acceptable by dave standards
good
i don't know. i feel like he'd just stare at me, say "no", sigh and go fix himself some tea before making weird unintelligble noises at the fridge.
you're weiss size you're short
even jeff is short
i just mean...you've done more than you should have to. i know we're family and that's what we do, but i want to be mature so you don't have to be. i know some amazing people
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i feel like hes too pointy for a duck
those guys are curved
you two get facials?
eh
i dont think youd like being guardian
it seems like an unnecessary amount of pressure
you stress yourself out enough as it is dude
yw
a lot of things arent acceptable by dave standards
like operating a ventriloquist dummy for example
not acceptable behavior
dude no this is a fucking dad thing hed have to do it bc hes obligated and he loves you too fucking much
im not weiss size
im dave sized
jeff is not short wtf
that is not an incorrect statement i should not be doing shit
i dont know if i want to leave all the maturity up to you and "cries over spilled tea" tho
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besides, he can be whatever bird he wants.
it was a birthday thing since she was trying to kidnap herself and i was in the hospital for ours.
that's what i was thinking. too much paperwork.
please. i don't stress!
you really don't like dummies do you. not that i blame you. they're creepy.
yeah, but...what about when i get too tall for the door?
but dave size is very close to weiss size.
he kinda is.
you should be drinking apple juice and making your movies and careless stereotypical mistakes.
what? we can handle it.