IC Inbox ☽☽ genessia

[aurabble]

"Hi,  Jaune Arc here!  ...Except that, I'm actually not here right now.  Or  maybe I am and I just re-discovered decent comic books but I mean, I'm  probably not ignoring you.  So leave me a message.  Unless you were  trying to call someone else.  Then you should call them.  Smiley face."

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Comments

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[unhappy]

Great

Remember when you were like "yeah emerald I'll definitely pull out pleeeaaaase don't stop?"

[ that may be a misquote. ]

Re: text;

[aurabble]

vaguely?

mostly i remember these overwhelming feelings starting at my great arc to the rest of my body as i witnessed the unviese in a way i neve rhad before knowing i would never get to recreational this moment ever again with anyone else so words weren't as much on my mind

but yeah sure

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[unhappy]

I haven't had my time since then

So

I hope you're up for child support payments lol

[ making Jaune panic will make her feel better. It usually does. ]

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[aurabble]

what time isn't it 1120 or something

why would i

thats

thats what you meant by pulling out

what

i

emerald

im

IM SO SORRY

are yo usure

how are you so calm??

you deserve better than me

i cant believe

[He never imagined he would get far enough to parent someone else, let alone like this. He's panicking and baffled and has no idea what's going on.]

i mean ill make payments. and do whatever else u need

i cant beleive this is happening

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[unhappy]

bc I don't have the capability to freak out over text like you do

Im definitely going to raise it alone but I figured you should know

I will send you a picture on bday and one holiday of your choosing, I'm retiring to an undisclosed location

Re: text;

[aurabble]

you

but what if i want to help? we don't have to be together and love eachother for that. what if she has my eyes and hair? how will you explain that to her?

oh god i've already given it a gender

emerald i know you dont like me but you dont have to do this alone!!!

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[unhappy]

I'm gonna name her cinder if you're gonna be like that so she'll know daddy doesn't love her as much as I do then

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[aurabble]

DONT

please

that's not true. of course i love her.

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[unhappy]

psyche lol

Re: text;

[aurabble]

that one greek goddess or whatever

oh you

you meant

i knew that lol i was just playing along because i was bored. your uterus couldn't handle all of this aura

[He's dead inside now.]

Re: text;

[unhappy]

oh noooo I definitely can't handle Jaune "the bitch breaker" Arc.

If I was pregnant I would never tell you fyi

Re: text;

[aurabble]

please don't name my penis that.

I mean you couldn't hide it forever. Not that I care because we aren't having a kid and we only had sex once. Neither of us wanna have any offspring so cool. Good prank. 10/10

Re: text;

[unhappy]

want to come over and have sex?

text;

[aurabble]

.

really

Re: text;

[unhappy]

Would you come over if I was serious?

Re: text;

[aurabble]

yeah but you're not so instead of making my pathetic excuse of a life that doesn't matter worse can you just go back to being an honest jerk to me

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[unhappy]

I mean I will but not until I break up with David. I've decided I don't want to actively destroy his soul anymore.

That cheered me up though :D

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[aurabble]

Aw youre doing something not terrible

i think i have to break up too

oh good im glad im so glad i could help emerald

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[unhappy]

but seriously if I was pregnant you wouldn't know for months I could just say it was David's. You'd never know. It'd drive you insane.

Re: text;

[aurabble]

Lol David having sex

No it wouldn't because it wouldn't happen

And if it did I'd probably be able to tell by appearance

Re: text;

[unhappy]

He's ridiculously optimistic not castrated. I'd close my eyes and I wouldn't be able to tell whether it was you or him lol

except he'd probably be like, really sweet and loving and probably know what he was doing because he has a scout badge in advanced kama sutra or somethign

not if i didnt let you see it.

text;

[aurabble]

Idk I think my voice is better.

Kama sutra?

:(

Re: text;

[unhappy]

it is less peppy and i appreciate that.

look it up j i'm not explaining that

:)

Re: text;

[aurabble]

but if youre ever in the mood for a threesome

i'll just assume it's nothing important to me

:(

text;

[unhappy]

i can't tell if you're serious or not

lol it's a sex thing so probably not if you're still sniffing around me