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blondingly blond

dont you play guitar you can probably just figure out the note thing ok
and YOU TOO can be a master of chopsticks on piano
and she doesnt cause that smug bag of horseshit has 20/20

are you confessing to a crime jaune
plot twist
im the police
youre going to jail bitch

im getting really upset about this hypothetical bear youre about to eat man
im just picturing the charmin toilet paper bear family being ripped apart and stabbed for their meat
your gaping maw swallowing the dads head whole
you wipe your mouth with the toilet paper and it leaves no cling ons
you only need one square because with charmin ultra less is more

ask weiss shes the one all entrenched in politics here making laws and shit

Yeah. That's what you are.

I can play a little. Do you think I could learn? It's not really for me, though. A friend of mine plays.
It's not her fault she has perfect vision. But I don't get it, she could still wear sunglasses.

Wow. Did you just call me the b-word?
Doesn't matter because it wasn't in Genessia anyway. You have no jurisdiction.

I'm not sure I fully understand but you make it sound so cruel. It's just delicious meat.
Oooh what about salmon and bear or maybe bear wrapped in bacon and fries. :)

...Huh. I guess she is a politician.

youre super blond blonde

yeah you can learn bro
you can learn the fuck out of a piano
if its not your thing its not your thing
i guess we both got piano pals
p sure the eyewear would cover up her darkass eyeshadows too much

yes
byatch
whatchu going to do about it bro
does anyone give a shit about jurisdiction bc i sure dont
no but seriously did your sisters and parents really use that excuse
i get the parents doing it bc theyre supposed to raise you and shit
could i have been lording over rose this whole time

wouldnt a bear be full of salmon anyway
isnt that the majority of their diet
so you got salmon filled bear filled swine with fries
dude this is a really intense meal youre planning

But you're even blonder.

I don't mind, it's just.
Okay.

[Private;]

So Weiss does a lot for us as a Guardian, I thought it would be nice if I did something for her too. She can play, and she seems to enjoy it. But I don't know where to find one that isn't super fancy. [He won't mention that she sacrificed her ability to sing. That's not his story to tell.]

Or just make it stand out more depending on how far the eyeshadow goes.

YOU KNOW WHAT IM GOING TO DO
I'm going to
Feed Kitkat
Yeah. You mean you never had to deal with the "I'm older than you so you have to listen to what I say" before?
You missed out, Dave. Now you're the youngest.

You don't want bear that ate salmon. Bear that ate berries or something else is best.
I know, it's great isn't it?

Edited 2016-12-06 01:54 (UTC)

god of blonds

oh hey ok i can help with that
do you wanna get a keyboard
theres some fucking nice ones

youre going to feed kitkat to the bears
or feed kitkat bears??
dont fuck with my cat bro
nope
bro never had to say it
fucker didnt have to say anything
im missing out on a hierarchy of age??
do i WANT to be included in this

so you cross the line at eating fish is that it
it sounds like a lot of blood being shed

I thought about texting that that's the least impressive sounding god ever, but we have Frozen Veggies here.

Do you think she'd like that? She was talking about all these high-end things. I've been saving my money, but I can't afford something up to those standards.

Unless I steal it.

Not that I'm...going to steal it. I wouldn't do that. Nope.

WHY did your mind jump to that first? I would never hurt a cute little baby cat like KitKat!
What was he mute?
It's too late to speculate. Maybe one day, you too will have a younger sibling here and I can teach you more about it.

Obviously you've never had to deal with salmon tasting bear. It tastes awful. Would you mix red meat and fish together?
It's a tradition that brings everyone together.

theres a god of frozen veggies here?

i dont see why not
would she think keyboards are beneath her
theyre just portable pianos
i mean the sound isnt going to be EXACT
there is a certain piano-piano sound that keyboards lack
but it makes up for it in options
whats your pricerange here

are you sure
are we being criminals again
we looped back to the criminal activity
now were stealing pianos

YOU BETTER NOT
dont judge my mind
it goes to worst case scenarios
bc those tend to be the ones that actually fucking happen
or the worst worst case scenarios
you know when you think its the all time low
and then its like
nope
we can add dog shit to this and make it worse
what
no
he wasnt mute he just didnt want to talk to me
anyway oh man
my own innocent young mind to fuck up
its like free labor those younger siblings
teach me the ways

obviously
together via stuffing papabear and displaying him in the den after we eat his innards right

Yeah. You know. Lord Ice Cream or whatever his name was.

I have about 1500 redbills saved up. [Which is the equivalent of approximately 2000 dollars give or take.] Is that enough?

Wait.

No.

No.

Don't you steal pianos, Dave. But I wonder if I could use my fame or something to get a discount.

Yeah. I know what you mean. But I won't do that.
He doesn't know what he was missing.
Free labor, but you can get away with more than I ever could.
You just have to look and act intimidating and tell them what to do.

I don't recommend it.
Nah. He makes a better blanket.

Edited 2016-12-09 08:55 (UTC)

the talking purple dildo??

yeah thats probably enough
you can probably get
digital piano with that
with a bench
i think they come with the bench
they should come with the bench
you need like a third of what you have more
to get a non-fancy non-digital
unless you go shopping in antique stores
we could probably find an old piano
and fix it
thatd work and probably end up sounding better to her in the long run

are you famous
is that how it is
youre too famous for piano theft

i know you wont
didnt know the guys fucking dead
why would i get away with more
you seem more like a dude people would listen to than me
youve actually been team leader and shit
do i look like an intimidating person to you

how could you

Yeah. I think so? What's a dildo

Oh.
I think she'd like an antique one too. All right. Do you want to
I mean
I'll buy you apples and apple whatever if you help me choose one

I'm too famous and it would reflect badly on the people who know me

Dave
That's
I'm sorry
That probably doesn't help
Because you're-- you talk fast, and you're smart, and everyone knows the youngest is supposed to get away with more. If Jeff is doing it wrong, let me know and I'll fix it.
Not a good one. Anyway. Focus.
You do wear a cape so, yes.

It was my mom's idea!

oh my god
ok
its a rubber cock jaune
or silcone or glass i guess
the material is kinda irrelevant as long as its safe to stick in holes
and by holes i mean where regular dicks can go

dude i said id help
you dont have to bribe me into it
although now that theres an offer on the table...

maybe im too famous to not steal a piano

what
oh
no its cool
dont worry about that shit
anyway
is that really the qualifications here
the youngest gets away with more
well shit thats news to me
how do i know if hes doing it wrong
am i supposed to file a complaint with you if i dont get away with something
capes arent intimidating

your mom told you to skin bears

???
WOULDN'T GLASS BE DANGEROUS?
I can't believe

I thought it was a type of food.

I'm
I feel bad.

Thanks. But it just seems fair, if you're going to do all that for me.
The offer is still valid!

Dave what did I just say

That's how it usually works.
News? Is Jeff being strict?
You can file a complaint and I'll look into it. Or something. Maybe just text me, I already have enough paperwork.
No but they're cool and cool = intimidating.

She said I did a good job!

nah
as long as its pyrexed glass and you know what youre doing
i havent actually stuck a glass dick up my ass before so i cant vouch for it over non glass dicks

hahaha shit
im sorry bro

bring me all the aj in exchange for piano hunting

oh fuck are you bolding at me
dont you text me in that tone of voice young man

jeff is not being strict
hes been really nice
i dont think ive done anything to make him wanna do strict shit
p much the only time hes raised his voice was like
when i almost cracked my skull open or fell off a rollercoaster
but thats not strict thats just being reasonably concerned
what the fuck paperwork are you doing
so im intimidating always bc im cool as shit
do i scare you man

im so concerned

Up your
Oh
That's

I didn't know butts could be used like that.

It's fine. I asked!

I'll hook you up.

Okay okay I'm sorry.

Wait. What.
Dave Strider what did you do.
It's for work. I'm not doing it right now.
Nah you don't scare me.
But I definitely think you could beat me in any competition if you wanted to

Why? She was proud of me for once.

they can be used like that to great effect
so says everyone thats dabbled in the anal arts
am i blowing your mind with this reveal

thanks man
hahaha

what
what i didnt do anything
weve just had some shit luck and its stressed the poor man out
jeff just needs a nice vacay where hes got his feet up
and a cup of tea with like an umbrella in it
those tiny neon colored ones
you know what im talking about
a twisty straw too
for tea

ANY competition?
seriously
idk if you wanna be giving me that kind of ego bro

she was only proud just that one thing?
hm

You're certainly doing something I never thought I would see that used in a sentence.

Anytime.

How did you fall out of the rollercoaster? Maybe I should be mad at the rollercoaster instead.
He might need it, but I don't see him going with that willingly. Or managing to relax if he did, guy's too tense.

Dancing miiiight be a draw?
I think I do

Not just that one thing. But. Anyway.

for the record ive never used one
just to be clear
ive just seen a lot of them
which may sound even weirder
uh
any questions ??

you stand up on it
yeah it was that dinky rusty piece of shit one at that fucking abandoned freakshow we had to go get water from while we lost senses
i was blind as shit i didnt know there was a turn
HE IS
for a dude that drinks tea religiously youd think hed be soothed
i gotta work in him chillaxing in my christmas gift somehow
im gonna make him some relax jams maybe
like go all classical pieces

like all dancing
is that a blanketed dancing
i may argue that i am the better breakdancer
bc i cant picture you spinning on your head

right
moving on

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