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You should still bring up your idea at the Genessia Science Place. It could be something they haven't thought of before.
You don't like bonfire songs? What kind of style were you thinking?
Bird's just one of them! There's boar, bear, bunnies--that one's off limits, JSYK. Personally I think bear tastes the best.
You realize when you eat chicken and stuff it's already been killed? It's exactly the same. Only with more blood and tears the first and fifth and maybe twentieth time you do it.
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you mean tell doctor liv my weird ghost theories
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i have zero issue with bonfire songs
unless theyre conducted via some overenthusiastic douchebag playing acoustic guitar
come on kids sing a loooong camp camp blah blah
i was thinking like
big table
food on it
but if you wanna do this outdoor picnic thing instead
im down sure why not
middle of november outdoors is fucking cold as fuck here apparently but
i can deal i guess for the sake of
harvest nonsense
well fuck me
youve eaten a god damn bear????
holy shit
ahhhhh no
what is this guilt trip hour
dont bring that shit up
technically speaking its totally possible
i have never eaten a real chicken in my life
i mean sometimes the packaging suddenly says made with real chicken
and youre like
what the fuck was i eating before
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Some d--
Ah
Ha. Yeah that would jstu be, rllely dumb right?
No corny campfire songs here! Nope. And certainly no guitar...or anything...
We could always do a big table with food on it outdoors? Or something. We don't even have to do it outdoors. Just because we did it that way in my village, doesn't mean everyone else is going to. And like you said, it's cold. We could always have a fire inside.
Lots of times! My family always let me pick second because they knew it was my favorite and it was a special occasion.
You shouldn't feel guilty. It's the natural way things are.
Don't be silly. All chicken products are made with real chicken.
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shes cool i like doctor liv
i need to bother her more
hahaha oh fuck
im a dick
dude you can play guitar
look idfk what im talking about
ive never even been near a campfire
tbh im willing to have the table be optional
we can sit on the god damn floor
can you make smores on indoor fires
whose house are we lighting on fire for this
your favorite is bear
what the everloving fuck does bear even taste like
does it taste like chicken nuggets
is that why you like them
besides the obvious reason that they are capable of being shaped like dinosaurs
the fucked up food chain yeah
oh sweet summer child
you dont know shit about processed goods
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Who said anything about playing guitar no one said anything about playing guitar why not just have a rap battle instead? That's way cooler. I'd offer to make a campfire if you want to. But only if you want to.
Instead of a table...
WE COULD HAVE BLANKET FORTS!
Our house is big. I could ask everyone if it's okay. Or we could sneak in one.
It depends on its last meal, so it's more hit-or-miss.
Instead of trying to explain it, how about I show you?
I could theoretically feed a bear chicken nuggets...
That's called food art, okay?
You mean like cooking?
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which is irrelevant to her intelligence levels
dude
you obviously wanted to play guitar
and i shat right on the idea before it even came out
making fun of dedicated campers who just want everybody to hold hands and fucking enjoy nature
but a camp rap battle is p much the coolest idea so it needs to happen
in addition to your guitar solo
hell yes
we just got to figure out the logistics of food in a fort
because that could get disgustingly messy
and will ruin any opportunity to take a nap in there
unless we have a big enough fort to have rooms and we have a dining room in the fort where we do the eating
sneaking in fire is not the best idea i say we ask
do you have a fireplace that would probably work
you want to show me a bear
which we will then eat
are you fucking serious
im worried about poohbear
youd fucking eat him
hed taste like honey
or a stuffed animal i guess
cause hes a doll
oh my god why did i ruin winnie for myself
like factories making the food for packaging which are then shipped all over
none of that shit is real
they just throw whatever into the machine until it tastes close enough
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It's fine, really! Guitars are overrated everyone plays guitar. Unless...maybe we could combine the two somehow.
It's a food fort, instead of a food court.
It wouldn't be impossible to close off different rooms. As long as we plan ahead first.
What? No. I meant sneak into a house.
Nope. But we have a well. And a jacuzzi. And a grill. Maybe we can figure something out.
Sure? Why not? It can't be that hard. Just gotta find a place with wild game.
...I don't know who winnie is, but I want to eat bear that tastes like honey.
But if there are people making fake food, how do the farms and stuff stay in business?
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not everyone plays guitar
literally no one i knew played guitar until i got here
dude we can jam any fucking time you want
fucking yes food fort
a house??
just some random house
jaune youre kind of a terrible influence
trying to get me to break into a house and kill a bear
what the fuck
the grill might be useful and also a jacuzzi is a thing i want to be in
a well is eventually going to lead to someone falling in it but ok
we can make all this work
noooooo
i do not want to go hunting down babybear
or mamabear holy shit who is going to raise the cubs jaune!?
papabear???
we cant trust him hes hardly around
he comes home to the cave late at night
we dont know where hes been
he smells suspiciously like that trampbear on the other side of the forest
he says hes working late catching fish at the stream but she knows hes not
she knows
the honey jars are shaped like bears you can probably eat that
idk
the economy was all fucked up on earth
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Are you sure? Maybe someone did but they were embarrassed or shy so they never mentioned it.
Wait. Any time?
I know I should do better. How about you don't do anything illegal and I'll do it for you?
You can come by and use it anytime, just make sure to let us know so I can disarm the lasers and roboguards.
No one uses the well, you know. But if they did it would probably be Yang.
Sounds cool. Let's do this!
The more you try to give them personalities the harder it will be to cook them. Or eat them in your case.
Also trampbear left her cave to start an exciting new career but until it kicks off she needs to make ends meet.
It's not the same. Not good enough. Would you be happier with deer?
Is that like politics?
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jade played bass john played piano rose played violin
im p sure someone wouldve mentioned if they did guitar i was all over their musical talents trying to sample it
of course
any time
no pun intended
i cant let you be a criminal without me fuck that
were going down thelma and louise style
only we made sure our car could fly
yes lets make this happen bro
we arent eating them i am not ok with this bear eating thing
who said trampbear was a she
now you want to kill bambi!???
its money
politics usually plays a role in it yeah
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Piano, huh? Do you know a lot about pianos?
DJJR had a band too. That's so cool.
That's too bad. Your comedic timing would have been pretty good. :)
What? No! Being a criminal is bad, okay, nothing good ever comes out of it and you'll regret your choices later. Aren't you supposed to listen to what I say or something? So listen to me about this.
Plus I would probably get motion sickness.
I can eat a whole bear.
Trampbear can be whatever Trampbear is. Either way, I have a lot of respect for someone who goes after their dreams.
I think I remember that word in class once.
Sounds like a headache.
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i thought they were just going full anime with the white / silver hair
how is albinoism blonder than them whats up with that
all hail the blondest of the pale people
me
not really
ive never touched a real piano but i could probably play chopsticks
yes our band with its hit song
"everybodys got eyewear but rose" by beta universe ft. tz pipes on the kazoo
top of the charts
is now the right time for puns
why the fuck would i listen to what you got to say
who made that rule
i call bullshit
is this an age thing
dude you get motion sickness in cars? thanks for the heads up
omfg but dont
you can do it trampbear
its like a migraine with a headache thats suffering an aneuryism
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Hey, that's more than I can do. Why doesn't Rose get eyewear? That doesn't seem very fair.
It's always the right time.
I mean, that's the excuse my parents and sisters used. But coming from someone who's done illegal things: It's not worth it.
Unless it is.
But I really want to now.
Trampbear is strong.
Sounds dangerous. :(
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dont you play guitar you can probably just figure out the note thing ok
and YOU TOO can be a master of chopsticks on piano
and she doesnt cause that smug bag of horseshit has 20/20
are you confessing to a crime jaune
plot twist
im the police
youre going to jail bitch
im getting really upset about this hypothetical bear youre about to eat man
im just picturing the charmin toilet paper bear family being ripped apart and stabbed for their meat
your gaping maw swallowing the dads head whole
you wipe your mouth with the toilet paper and it leaves no cling ons
you only need one square because with charmin ultra less is more
ask weiss shes the one all entrenched in politics here making laws and shit
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I can play a little. Do you think I could learn? It's not really for me, though. A friend of mine plays.
It's not her fault she has perfect vision. But I don't get it, she could still wear sunglasses.
Wow. Did you just call me the b-word?
Doesn't matter because it wasn't in Genessia anyway. You have no jurisdiction.
I'm not sure I fully understand but you make it sound so cruel. It's just delicious meat.
Oooh what about salmon and bear or maybe bear wrapped in bacon and fries. :)
...Huh. I guess she is a politician.
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yeah you can learn bro
you can learn the fuck out of a piano
if its not your thing its not your thing
i guess we both got piano pals
p sure the eyewear would cover up her darkass eyeshadows too much
yes
byatch
whatchu going to do about it bro
does anyone give a shit about jurisdiction bc i sure dont
no but seriously did your sisters and parents really use that excuse
i get the parents doing it bc theyre supposed to raise you and shit
could i have been lording over rose this whole time
wouldnt a bear be full of salmon anyway
isnt that the majority of their diet
so you got salmon filled bear filled swine with fries
dude this is a really intense meal youre planning
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I don't mind, it's just.
Okay.
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So Weiss does a lot for us as a Guardian, I thought it would be nice if I did something for her too. She can play, and she seems to enjoy it. But I don't know where to find one that isn't super fancy. [He won't mention that she sacrificed her ability to sing. That's not his story to tell.]
Or just make it stand out more depending on how far the eyeshadow goes.
YOU KNOW WHAT IM GOING TO DO
I'm going to
Feed Kitkat
Yeah. You mean you never had to deal with the "I'm older than you so you have to listen to what I say" before?
You missed out, Dave. Now you're the youngest.
You don't want bear that ate salmon. Bear that ate berries or something else is best.
I know, it's great isn't it?
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oh hey ok i can help with that
do you wanna get a keyboard
theres some fucking nice ones
youre going to feed kitkat to the bears
or feed kitkat bears??
dont fuck with my cat bro
nope
bro never had to say it
fucker didnt have to say anything
im missing out on a hierarchy of age??
do i WANT to be included in this
so you cross the line at eating fish is that it
it sounds like a lot of blood being shed
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Do you think she'd like that? She was talking about all these high-end things. I've been saving my money, but I can't afford something up to those standards.
Unless I steal it.
Not that I'm...going to steal it. I wouldn't do that. Nope.
WHY did your mind jump to that first? I would never hurt a cute little baby cat like KitKat!
What was he mute?
It's too late to speculate. Maybe one day, you too will have a younger sibling here and I can teach you more about it.
Obviously you've never had to deal with salmon tasting bear. It tastes awful. Would you mix red meat and fish together?
It's a tradition that brings everyone together.
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i dont see why not
would she think keyboards are beneath her
theyre just portable pianos
i mean the sound isnt going to be EXACT
there is a certain piano-piano sound that keyboards lack
but it makes up for it in options
whats your pricerange here
are you sure
are we being criminals again
we looped back to the criminal activity
now were stealing pianos
YOU BETTER NOT
dont judge my mind
it goes to worst case scenarios
bc those tend to be the ones that actually fucking happen
or the worst worst case scenarios
you know when you think its the all time low
and then its like
nope
we can add dog shit to this and make it worse
what
no
he wasnt mute he just didnt want to talk to me
anyway oh man
my own innocent young mind to fuck up
its like free labor those younger siblings
teach me the ways
obviously
together via stuffing papabear and displaying him in the den after we eat his innards right
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I have about 1500 redbills saved up. [Which is the equivalent of approximately 2000 dollars give or take.] Is that enough?
Wait.
No.
No.
Don't you steal pianos, Dave. But I wonder if I could use my fame or something to get a discount.
Yeah. I know what you mean. But I won't do that.
He doesn't know what he was missing.
Free labor, but you can get away with more than I ever could.
You just have to look and act intimidating and tell them what to do.
I don't recommend it.
Nah. He makes a better blanket.
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yeah thats probably enough
you can probably get
digital piano with that
with a bench
i think they come with the bench
they should come with the bench
you need like a third of what you have more
to get a non-fancy non-digital
unless you go shopping in antique stores
we could probably find an old piano
and fix it
thatd work and probably end up sounding better to her in the long run
are you famous
is that how it is
youre too famous for piano theft
i know you wont
didnt know the guys fucking dead
why would i get away with more
you seem more like a dude people would listen to than me
youve actually been team leader and shit
do i look like an intimidating person to you
how could you
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Oh.
I think she'd like an antique one too. All right. Do you want to
I mean
I'll buy you apples and apple whatever if you help me choose one
I'm too famous and it would reflect badly on the people who know me
Dave
That's
I'm sorry
That probably doesn't help
Because you're-- you talk fast, and you're smart, and everyone knows the youngest is supposed to get away with more. If Jeff is doing it wrong, let me know and I'll fix it.
Not a good one. Anyway. Focus.
You do wear a cape so, yes.
It was my mom's idea!
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ok
its a rubber cock jaune
or silcone or glass i guess
the material is kinda irrelevant as long as its safe to stick in holes
and by holes i mean where regular dicks can go
dude i said id help
you dont have to bribe me into it
although now that theres an offer on the table...
maybe im too famous to not steal a piano
what
oh
no its cool
dont worry about that shit
anyway
is that really the qualifications here
the youngest gets away with more
well shit thats news to me
how do i know if hes doing it wrong
am i supposed to file a complaint with you if i dont get away with something
capes arent intimidating
your mom told you to skin bears
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WOULDN'T GLASS BE DANGEROUS?
I can't believe
I thought it was a type of food.
I'm
I feel bad.
Thanks. But it just seems fair, if you're going to do all that for me.
The offer is still valid!
Dave what did I just say
That's how it usually works.
News? Is Jeff being strict?
You can file a complaint and I'll look into it. Or something. Maybe just text me, I already have enough paperwork.
No but they're cool and cool = intimidating.
She said I did a good job!
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